Things are really not going well for Britney Spears as she’s trying to get through rehab. After the initial in and out bounces she made from rehab things looked to have quieted down. But today the Daily News is reporting that Britney has attempted suicide by hanging herself with a bed sheet. Fortunately, she was not successful and was found before she hurt herself. According to the Daily News:

The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, “I am the anti-christ!”

Screaming that she’s the anti-christ?? Shaving her head? Attacking a car with an umbrella? Everything about Britney Spears sounds so made up these days. I just feel really bad for her children.

Update: I’m not believing this too much anymore. I only saw it come up once on TV last night and that was a local news station. If I were a betting man I’d probably bet against this being true at this point. But like I said earlier, everything about her sounds made up so it’s hard to tell fact from fiction when it comes to Britney.