Apparently Tom Brady, 29, doesn’t learn quick when it comes to getting the beautiful ladies pregnant. The Brazilian website, Glamurama.com.br, is reporting the alleged pregnancy of supermodel Gisele Bundchen, 26, with Tom Brady as the father. This comes just two weeks after we heard that Bridget Moynahan, 36, was several months pregnant by Tom Brady as well. Moynahan and Brady had dated for roughly three years but split recently with Tom quickly heading for the open arms of Victoria’s Secret model Gisele.

This can only mean one thing! Tom Brady is breeding an army of children with superior strength and undeniable beauty to take over the world. Either that or he’s still shaken up from this season’s crumbling finish with the Patriots and out to prove he’s still a winner. One way or the other Tom Brady looks to soon become a classier version of K-Fed.