It would appear that mid-performance on American Idol Tuesday night Sanjaya Malakar jumped down from the staged and attempted to attack Paula Abdul while wielding only his horrible vocal “talents”. You can see from the shocking picture below that Paula is clearly terrified for her life as her hands are raised in a plea for him to just stop singing. Simon and Randy are too stunned by the Malakar’s massacre of The Kinks’ song “You Really Got Me” to even try to save her from the onslaught.
Thankfully the attack seems to have left only emotional scaring on Paula as she whimpered through the rest of that night’s performances. It’s up to you, America, to save Paula from this musical abomination next week and send Sanjaya home!
We’ve got an idea of where Sanjaya developed these primal instincts. To see for yourself check out our special on American Idol Separated At Birth.
Posted on: Thursday, March 22, 2007
February 1st, 2008 at 8:09 pm
I dont know why you guys have to post a bunch of crap about Sanjaya. He is a good guy and you need to leave him alone.
February 1st, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Tell you what, Darcie. I promise to never, ever write another post about Sanjaya. I think it’s safe to say the rest of the world is with me on this one.
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Darcie, Sanjaya and I email eachother and we like knowing more information on eachother. Sanjaya and I are JUST friends. We have only known eachother for a year. Sanjaya and I have feelings for eachother not love feelings but, like friendship. I still want to meet him like he wants to meet me.