Gold Digging Heather Mills Says She Is No Gold Digger
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In an interview with E! News Heather Mills, 39, claims to have a heart of gold rather than eyes filled with it. “All I did was to fall in love with someone madly, and I’m constantly being vilified in the press for it,” says Mills. Heather goes on to complain that the media continues to put her down since she split from famous rocker, Paul McCartney, 64, back in May of 2006 following a semi-brief marriage of only 4 years.

I think it is safe to say Heather Digger, I means Heather Mills, did not take any Philosophy classes. She tries to explain her situation with the following reasoning:

“People label me a gold digger and, if I was, I would’ve been a very wealthy woman when I met Paul, and that wasn’t the case at all.”

A gold digger has to start somewhere, right? That’s kinda like a murderer pleading, “I’m no killer. I never killed anyone before I stabbed that guy.”

Now maybe I agree with Heather Mills. I mean, being married to someone for roughly 4 years has got to be worth the $57 million settlement she is seeking. That’s totally reasonable. It would come out to a little over $39,000 a day for the marriage. What a swell gal! Definitely not a gold digging, money grubbing, attention seeking whore at all. No way. Not at all.

Written by: Matt
Posted on: Wednesday, April 4, 2007

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