This is disturbing to me on so many levels. Keith Richards, 63, of rock’s Rolling Stones was quoted by the British music magazine NME as saying:

“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared, … It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

What?! Why?! Who snorts a person’s ashes?? How could his dad not care? Let’s get back to the “why”. There can be no good reason here. No bit of logic or purpose at all. Maybe on some level he’s looking for anything and everything that could possibly kill him. Clearly he’s got some sort of Dick Clark style deal going on with Satan and so he’s pushing his limits. When the drugs couldn’t stop him he started climbing coconut trees the other year. Falling out of those and cracking his head wasn’t enough either. Forget putting him in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, he’s fricken’ Superman. That’s what he is.