See what you missed over the past week, April 9 -13, in entertainment news and reviews.

Monday: Laguna Beach’s Jason Wahler was arrested, again, for being a complete schmuck, again. Daddy’s money can apparently buy you fancy cars and toys, but not any worth as a human being.

Tuesday: DNA tests confirmed what everyone already knew. Larry Birkhead was officially announced by the court as the father of Dannielynn, daughter of the late Anna Nicole Smith. This announcement dashed the hopes of such quality men as: Howard K. Stern, O.J. Simpson, and even Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband. Nice.

Wednesday: For some terrible reason Hollywood has decided to piss on another grave and spit out a remake of John Carpenter’s cult classic, Halloween. At first I assumed this was just another sequel, but no, they are remaking the 1978 original. Bleh.

Thursday: The Beatles’ company Apple Corp worked out their differences with EMI paving the way for Beatles music to finally be available for purchase online.

Friday: Eddie Murphy has been officially targeted as the father of Melanie Brown’s (Scary Spice) newly born daughter. He, of course, denies it is his. Take that Girl Power!

Wow, a lot happened this week. That’ll teach you for slipping into a deep coma for several days! Stay on top of things next week and stop by everyday for your latest entertainment news and reviews.