Kirsten Dunst is a Stuck-Up Monster
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In a recent interview, ‘I’ll Never Date Another Actor’, with Jane Magazine (May issue) Kirsten Dunst continued her theme of being incredibly stuck-up for completely unwarranted beliefs. Dunst is now dating Razorlight frontman, Johnny Borrell, who shares a similar walking-dead appearance (see pics below). She now believes that rockstars are the way to go, not actors, for dating:

“This quote is probably going to come back in my face, but I know someone who has a great saying: ‘There are no actors, there are only actresses,’ “


“There are no actors,” huh? Damn right that’s going to come back in your face, which fortunately for you has its own built-in defense system. How does she continue to spout off crap like this and have any friends or contacts in Hollywood? This comes from the same mouth that spewed about how Spider-Man 4 would be a complete failure without her. Right, she’s the glue that holds that whole thing together.

It would seem that her whole hatred of actors spawns from her failed 2 year relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal (great recent movie Zodiac). Good for him, bad for her. I’ve always wondered what would be the first thing I’d do if I woke up from a 2 year coma. Apparently for Gyllenhaal his choice was to dump the fanged beast. So now that she’s back to seeking out new prey, one may wonder how she picks her targets.

How does she know if a guy is boyfriend material? “For me, it’s an intuitive thing,” Dunst says. “I have to be blown away or have a really good conversation and laugh with the person right away.”

So what does it take for the guy to be her boyfriend? I imagine the interview would go like this: “I have to be completely drunk or really need some cash, desperately.”

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Written by: Matt
Posted on: Friday, April 27, 2007

9 Responses to “Kirsten Dunst is a Stuck-Up Monster”

  1. Corey Stroeder

    God, with a picture like that, I wouldn’t want to date her.

  2. Matt

    I even read her say that she wouldn’t work with a director that wanted her to fix her teeth. She makes millions of dollars a movie (for some unknown reason) and won’t fix her grill. Even her mom has asked her to do it and she won’t.

    I’m not saying I have a problem with people with off teeth, mine aren’t perfect anymore, but if I made millions to look good (which I totally could) I’d spend a thousand dollars and fix my frickin’ teeth!

    I hate you so much Kirsten Dunst! So very, very much!

    Ahhh. I feel better now. Thanks for getting me going again Corey.

  3. moe

    Remind me to always respond to your fan mail. I never want to be on your bad-side, Dunst-hata.

  4. Matt

    She just spews so much trash out of her mouth. No one thinks more highly of Kirsten Dunst than Kirsten Dunst.

  5. Nova

    i like kirsten dunst. and i think she is a wonderful actress. virgin suicides = bomb movie. anyways, i can’t believe someone could hate her so much and not even know her.i mean, do you really care this much? this little article is really annoying. oh and her teeth? her teeth gives her character. its fits her and they are almost better than having perfectly straight and overly bleached teeth like most celebrities have. whoever wrote this is a…. HATERRRRRRRRRRRR.

  6. Ice-Ice-Baby

    Kirsten Dunst is actually said in general to be a big snob and really stuck up. A lady at my work was an extra in one of the movies she was in, and apparently Kirsten Dunst was NOT nice at all. She wouldn’t talk to ANYONE at all (except for the rich people of course), she groaned allot on set, and usually after shootings she wouldn’t acknoledge anyone and just booked it with the snap of a finger. I’ve also heard from people who have met her and that have said she wasn’t nice at all, but only one can know if they meet her in person or get to work with her on set. Honestly, I can see her being a big snob so it wouldn’t surprise me if this were true.

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