The collective scream of “Noooooo!” which rocked the world earlier this morning was a result of the news that Gisele Bundchen, 26, is parting ways with Victoria’s Secret and her Angel Wings. The NY Post is claiming that the split comes after VS’ refusal to increase her annual pay from its current amount of $5 million. Hmm… This doesn’t bode well for my plans to offer her $5/month to clean my place.

According to the Daily Mail:

Victoria’s Secret’s chief creative officer Edward Razek, said in a statement: “The long and fruitful relationship between Gisele Bundchen and Victoria’s Secret has reached a conclusion. We wish her all the best and thank her for her extraordinary work. She will continue to be a visible part of the world’s sexiest brand through the remainder of the year.”

This should provide Gisele with more time to really focus on breeding that uber-race of humans with Tom Brady.