Okay, “Oh The Horror” isn’t the name of Jessica Simpson and Luke Wilson’s new movie, but it should be. Instead, their new movie is entitled, “Blonde Ambition”, and looks to be the biggest piece of crap since Spider-Man 3. Considering how wildly unpopular her last romantic-comedy was (Employee of the Month), it seems she might have learned a little lesson. Nope. No lessons learned. Nothing. So here we go, without further delay, the worst trailer I’ve seen in a long, long time.

It could all be summed up with this line from Andy Dick’s character, “look what you’ve done you evil, breasty beast.” Yes, look at what you’ve done. Look and be ashamed.

The only way they could have made this movie look any worse would have been to add Kirsten Dunst to the cast. I imagine she’d play the cranky old man with a heart of stone that wants to keep the children from getting any candy on Halloween. Hey, I think I’m on to something!

Why doesn’t Jessica Simpson just go back to making B-list albums and occasional appearances in non-existent dresses? Things were better then, back in the good ol’ days…