Maxim’s Hottest Women Chosen by Blind Men
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Maxim Magazine one of the world’s premiere men’s magazines and my personal favorite has announced their Top 10 Hottest Women of 2007. After looking at who they picked as the number one hottest woman in the world, I have to assume that she was selected by a panel of men who were completely blind! A couple of these women are super hot but are not top 10 worthy. Others, especially their #1 pick, have no business being in the top 100 much less the top 10. If you’re just trying to be silly why not add in the ol’ Fanged Beast as well for good measure, huh?

#1 Lindsay Lohan
No way! I guess I’m just not into the drunken, coke-head look. Why not add Paris and Britney too?

Lohan 1 Lohan 2 Lohan #1

#2 Jessica Alba
Absolutely!

#2 Jessica Alba #2 Jessica Alba #2 Jessica Alba

#3 Scarlett Johansson
Most definitely!

#3 Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson #3 Scarlett Johansson

#4 Christina Aguilera
Yes!, Jessica, Scarlett, and Christina should have been 1, 2, and 3

#4 Christina Aguilera #4 Christina Aguilera #4 Christina Aguilera






#5 Jessica Biel
Not any more.

#5 Jessica Biel #5 Jessica Biel #5 Jessica Biel

#6 Ali Larter
I’m OK with Ali, I might have put her a little lower.

#6 Ali Larter #6 Ali Larter #6 Ali Larter

#7 Eva Mendes
Hot but, there’s no chance she’s top 10 material.

#7 Eva Mendes #7 Eva Mendes #7 Eva Mendes






#8 Rihanna
Yeh, I like that.

#8 Rihanna #8 Rihanna #8 Rihanna

#9 Eva Longoria
Close call, but she makes list.

#9 Eva Longoria #9 Eva Longoria #9 Eva Longoria

#10 Fergie
No chance. She has a nice bod, but the face and her pants killed her for me.

#10 Fergie #10 Fergie #10 Fergie






My other complaint with this list is that I don’t think they looked at a broad enough spectrum of women. So your telling me that not a single one of the SI models or Victoria Secret Angels made the list of top 10 hottest women? Thats just absurd. I’m a big fan of Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, and Caroline Trentini. None of these three made it. And one more I would add to my top 10 in a heart beat, Julianne Hough from Dancing with the Stars.

Alessandra Ambrosio Adriana Lima Caroline Trentini Julianne Hough

Written by: Walt
Posted on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007

3 Responses to “Maxim’s Hottest Women Chosen by Blind Men”

  1. Rhinofart

    Who the hell picked Crackhan as number one? Oh my god are you stupid dude??

  2. Walt

    Exactly.

  3. MOON

    JULIANNE HOUGH ABSOLUTELY….CLASS, BEAUTTY, TALENTED,ETC.

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