Since I know all you swashbucklers are just sitting around getting psyched up for tonight’s episode I thought I’d share some pirate humor to help get you ready. Remember to get the full stretch of the exercise you’ll need to laugh like a pirate too. So instead of “ha ha ha” you need more of an “arr arr arr”. See? Good.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks, “What’s a steering wheel doing in your pants?”. The pirate replies, “Arrrgh. It’s driving me nuts.”

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