Jameka may have been the first player I can remember who was potentially interested in partaking in some Big Brother slop. She noted earlier this week that she enjoys oatmeal, so maybe she’ll be alright with it. Personally, I’d rather gnaw on my own foot. Are you wondering what’s in that delicious, nutritious meal? Well last season TV Week published the ingredients of Big Brother Slop. Since our house guests will again be enjoying this tasty treat, I thought I would post them as a refresher. Interesting side note, if you do a Google image search for “big brother slop” the first return you get is a picture of James from the previous seasons. So for your dining pleasure here they are:

Natural oats, proprietary blend of whey protein concentrate, soy protein isolate, wheat protein isolate, milk protein isolate, natural and artificial flavors, vitamins and minerals (vitamin A palmitate, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, pyridoxine hydrochloride, cyanocobalamin, vitamin D3, alpha tocopherol, niacin, biotin, pantothenic acid, calcium carbonate, magnesium oxide, zinc oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate, ferrous sulfate, folic acid, potassium iodide), cellulose gum, salt and acesulfame potassium.

Mmmmm, tasty! I can’t get enough of that “cellulose gum.” Gotta love that long lasting flavor. Maybe the idea is to keep their stomachs empty so they get drunk nice and fast to make for some good online videos. Here is the list of condiments that the house guests can use on the slop to try to make it edible:

Balsamic vinegar, olive oil, red wine vinegar, rice vinegar, vegetable oil, hot sauce, ketchup, BBQ sauce, mayonnaise, mustard, pickles, relish, salsa, soy sauce, steak sauce, Worcestershire sauce, honey, black pepper, garlic salt, crushed red pepper, salt, vanilla, basil, bay leaves, cinnamon, leaf oregano, paprika, parsley, rosemary, brown sugar, artificial sweetener, powdered creamer, white sugar, tea, and protein powder.

Apparently these don’t help much. I don’t know, in my experience enough Tabasco will make anything edible.

If any of you want to take a crack at turning the above ingredients into an actual recipe feel free to post it below. I can’t promise I’ll try it, but I’d love to see it!

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