Here are your entertainment news highlights from this past week: July 9 - 13, 2007.

Monday: Avril Lavigne is being sued by a 70’s band over her “Girlfriend” song for too many of the lyrics being too close. I always figured the first lawsuit would come from Boy George for stealing his look.

Tuesday: Kim Cattrall has finally come to her financial senses and is ready to move forward on the Sex and the City movie. The movie is rumored to be titled, “The Golden Years” and will focus on the elderly cast’s daily challenges like understanding their new Medicare prescriptions, working on crossword puzzles, and shoo’ing those pesky neighborhood kids from their front porch.

Wednesday: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix broke out to big numbers in theaters. My complete lack of Harry Potter knowledge prevents me from cracking a single joke, so let’s move on.

Thursday: Katharine McPhee is joining the new Happy Madison film project where they’re basically remaking Animal House into a sorority story. I’m guessing she’ll play Flounder.

Friday: Jessica Simpson says that now she’s ready for plastic surgery, but not that she’s ever had any before. Geez, how many times can Papa Joe convince her she needs to get her wisdom teeth out?

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