Humpday Humor: The Cadaver Calculator
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Ever wonder how much you were worth? Ever consider donating your body to science? Well here’s your chance. This nifty little calculator will let you know if you dies today just how much you could sell your body parts for. Awesome, huh? Sounds like a great tax write-off for your surviving relatives!

$4375.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

Written by: Walt
Posted on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007

3 Responses to “Humpday Humor: The Cadaver Calculator”

  1. Matt

    I’m only worth $3999. Sigh.

  2. UBU

    Don’t give your wife any ideas!

    Incidentally, $3999 would buy approximately 20 German Shepherds from Virginia German Shepherd Rescue. ;)

  3. Matt

    Let me check the value of 1 slightly used German Shepherd. Might be enough to get me to Mexico.

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