Looks like America may be making a trade with England after getting Posh Spice dumped on us. The latest rumor has it that Britney is looking to escape the stress Michael Jackson style. No, not a warm cocoa butter massage from a boy, but rather Spears is looking at heading to London to flee the the custody battle and her crumbling sanity. The Daily Mail reports:

A friend said: “She thinks her only hope is to move to London for a fresh start.

“She is so scared about losing her boys that her mind is racing trying to think of how to keep them.

“Britney thinks she can arrive in London and blend in with the locals. But she doesn’t have a clue how to write a cheque.”

See, this is exactly why I hate going to Europe. As soon as I’m over there I get in some tough situation where I have to write a “cheque” and the whole trip just falls apart. Everyone just stands there pointing and laughing over my “cheque” problems. Oh the English can be so cruel! I guess they just never got over us beating them in WWII.