In what could easily be compared to watching a train wreck Britney Spears mounted the MTV VMA performance stage tonight and wagered war on all of my senses. First off, and most notably, Brit is not the same woman shape-wise that she was five years ago. We all seem to know that, but she’s forgotten. Someone on her staff, please remind her so she stops wearing that “check out my gut, y’all” outfit. Plus, if you’re going to have twenty people on stage dancing along with you, maybe you could find a few larger ones so you weren’t the tubbiest one on stage. Hmm?

The next assault was how badly she was lip-synching to her music. She forgot to move her mouth at the beginning, kept coming in off queue in the middle, and just completely stopped moving her mouth at the end. Seriously, she totally stopped even trying at the end when she fell backwards into the arms of her co-performers.

I barely noticed if she was keeping her dance steps right other than when I watched her kinda stumble around for a few steps. Other than that there were so many people jumping back and forth in front of her I couldn’t keep track.

Yikes. What a disaster she’s become, but I don’t think I was expecting anything less tonight from ol’ Brit. Thanks for the laughs.

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