The un-surprise of the day turned out to be Fox News reporting that Britney Spears is about to lose custody of her children, at least temporarily:

Commissioner Scott Gordon will order the boys, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, turned over to Federline based on information that Los Angeles Family Court received over the weekend about Spears, the sources told FOXNews.com.

During Monday’s custody hearing, Spears’ former bodyguard accused the pop star of having “issues of nudity and drug use” since she returned from rehab, and reports of a planned “hit” on Federline emerged.

Nudity and drug use? Yeah, okay, those are worthy of pulling the kids, but come on, planning a hit on Federline? Raise your hand if you did not ask around for a hitman this year especially for a little Fed-Ex targetting. Exactly.