In a response to Esquire naming Charlize Theron as the sexiest woman Maxim has put together a list of the 5 “unsexiest” women. While I’m not surprised by any of the ladies included here I’ve gotta stand up and ask, where is Kirsten Snaggletooth Dunst??

Here’s the countdown. Oh the suspense!
5. Britney Spears
4. Madonna
3. Sandra Oh
2. Amy Winehouse
1. Sarah Jessica Parker

Whoa, wait a minute. I thought Amy Winehouse was a guy in drag, like Ru Paul or something. Is Maxim trying to tell me this isn’t some dude dressed up to sell some albums? Other than that, none of them are very surprising though I’d easily replace Sandra Oh with Kirsten Dunst. Sandra Oh isn’t so much “unsexy” as she is just, um, “asexual”. Does that work? Not really, ah well. So what do you think? Any substitutions you’d recommend? Anyone secretly and disturbingly attracted to these dudes ladies?