Turns out that marrying Britney Spears and then divorcing her in a get-rich-quick scheme isn’t such a get-rich-scheme after all. Court documents from the ongoing divorce settlement revealed that wannabe rapper Kevin Federline came out with just $7,436 in gross income for 2006. But wait, you’re probably asking “What about that painfully awful song ‘Popozao’? That should have made him millions, right?” Wrong. It netted him just over three thousand dollars last year. Britney, on the other hand, is bringing in nearly 3/4 of a million dollars every month. That’s not too bad for a tubby little Chunk impersonator. Since Federline is taking care of the kids full time now he’s getting $15K in monthly support, which could go up considering that number likely reflects a pre-court ordered “get those kids away from Britney” decision.

Wanna know how these two live it up and spend their fleeting fortune?

Britney’s Monthly Expenses:
• $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $49,267 on mortgage payments
• $16,000 on clothes
• $4,758 on eating out
• $2,500 on phone bills

Kevin’s Monthly Expenses:
• $5,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $7,500 on rent
• $2,000 on clothes
• $1,500 on eating out
• $750 on phone bills

Holy crap! She spends over a hundred thousand dollars a month on entertainment?! Does it really cost that much to train a bear to wear an undersized cowboy hat and ride around in circles on a tricycle? Cause you know that’s how she spends her time, just sitting there clapping her hands and yelling, “Dat bear dun real good! Dat bear funny!”

Source: People