It looks like Owen Wilson is starting to get back in the swing of things following his alleged suicide attempt several months ago. Wilson has been reportedly seen out and about in New York with a model named, “Le Call,” which sounds very European and all, right? Nah, she’s not at all European, she’s American. But don’t let that stop us because the mystery deepens! An insider told People magazine:

“She is dating him.”

Gasp! That sounds pretty damn credible. Wait, what about her modeling agency, One Model Management?

“Le Call has no comment.”

I think we’ve got a proverbial Watergate on our hands here. This is huge! We’ve got a European/Non-European, with a faceless insider citing they are “dating”, and an equally ironically named modeling agency that backs it all up with “no comment.” I’m about to jump in my car and drive to New York. This is huge!