Amy Winehouse, 24 going on 125, has decided to cancel the rest of her tour dates for the year based on doctor’s orders. Um, aren’t those the same kind of people that say things like ‘eat something’, ‘don’t do all that cocaine’, ‘liquor is not a food group’? Yeah, but that’d be crazy. Now when they say something like ’sit on your ass and do nothing,’ she listens.

While her health issues might be the biggest media front they’re using Winehouse has also admitted that she’s having a hard time without her husband around. Oh yeah, he got arrested for trying to rig his trial. Swell folks. Winehouse’s rep, Tracey Miller provided the following statement:

“I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake. I’m so sorry but I don’t want to do the shows halfheartedly; I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him, it’s just not the same.”

She can’t give it her all without him? This has been giving it her all? She stumbles around on stage, pulls out coke from her rat’s nest of a beehive on stage, and then just mumbles through the lyrics until she gets to the chorus. If that’s been her on game what the hell does she do when she’s missing the target? What a frickin’ mess.

Source: Associated Press