After denying her obvious pregnancy for months and months until she was just weeks away from giving birth, Christina Aguilera has decided to take it all off for a photo shoot with Marie Claire. This is all very Demi Moore back in the day and I’ve gotta say it’s not exactly the way I’d like to think of this singer.

I’ve got no problem with pregnancy. Pregnancy is good. 4 out of 5 doctors recommend it for the survival of mankind, but naked, cover page pregnancy? Not so good. At all. Please stop.