When I first read this morning that Britney Spears had been taken from her home by police and rushed to hospital overnight I figured this had to be a recycled headline from the other week. It wasn’t. Britney has managed to get herself, more or less, committed for psychiatric review twice in the same month. E! News reports:

For the second time in a month Britney Spears has been taken from her home and forcibly admitted to a hospital.

Manager Sam Lutfi alerted Spears’ psychiatrist, who made the call to get her in care, according to the source. Lutfi was said to be key in making it happen, even over the objections of the singer’s recently reunited mother, Lynne.

“The scene inside the house was chaos,” the insider continued. “Lynne was shouting at police, she didn’t want them to take Britney away at first. It was a zoo.”

I’m willing to guess the “it was a zoo” comment wasn’t just a metaphor either. I can just imagine Britney’s home these days with wild animals roaming around. An antelope wanders down the hall, Britney pounces out from the shadows, tackles it, and takes a big bite of out its side. “Rarrr,” says Britney. “Rarrr.”