Demi Moore looks awesome for any age, but especially so for a 46 year old. On the flip side of that coin is the fact that she has had a ton of work done which she’s even detailed. But now I think she’s taking it too far. Yesterday on David Letterman, Moore explained how she’s gotten into all the rage of the 1800’s newest medical breakthrough: blood-letting from leeches! Daily Mail UK captured the magic:

“I feel like I’ve always been someone looking for the cutting edge of things that optimize your health and healing.

“I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy.

“They have a little enzyme that when they are biting down in you it gets released in your blood and generally you bleed for quite a bit - and your health is optimized.

“It detoxifies your blood - I’m feeling very detoxified right now. I did it in some woman’s house laying on her bed. We did a little sampler first, which is in the belly button.

“It crawls in and you feel it bite down on you and you want to go, ‘You bastard.’ Then you relax and work on your Lemaze breathing just to kind of relax.

“You watch it swell up on your blood, watching it get fatter and fatter - then when its super drunk on your blood it just kind of rolls over like it is stumbling out of the bar.”

“You first feel worse then you feel better. But I’m going back - I only got 4 leeches and I feel a bit cheated.”

I don’t even know where to start. She had to go to Austria for leeches? “In some woman’s house laying on her bed”?? “You feel worse then you feel better”?? E-gad, Brain. No kidding you feel worse, you were just blood-letting. Then you feel better because your body has recovered.

Tell you what, Demi. I’m working on a revolutionary new cure for headaches. You point to where it hurts and I drill a hole in your skull at that precise location. I just read about it in my new copy of “Medieval Science”.

Read more on the ancient and abandoned art of blood-letting: Wikipedia.