Heidi Montag has released a second song for our troops to torture insurgents in Iraq with. It is called “No More” but I don’t believe her. There WILL be more from Heidi, because she’s an idiot douche who’s addicted to the pursuit of fame of any kind. Heidi actually has negative talent, about a -1,000,000 at least.
On-again, off-again sidekick Spencer Pratt was “off” this time, and mercifully there isn’t a video of “No More”. Heidi’s record label isn’t gonna fork over any coin for a video after seeing the social destruction and human suffering Heidi’s first video for “Higher” caused. Spencer shot THAT video with his cellphone, and Heidi played herself.
“No More” is the most God-awful piece of garbage to be inflicted on the public in decades (except for “Higher). It is a song with 3 notes, and Heidi is synthesized into sounding even MORE like a fembot moron than she did in “Higher”. At least with “Higher” there was a video to laugh at. “No More” is pure fingernails on chalkboard with no comic relief.
Honestly, I couldn’t listen to the whole thing because I forgot to duct-tape my head together first. Too dangerous. Listen if you are brave, but don’t forget the duct tape. Better yet, let’s just release this one straight to Iraq to help the troops, and save the home front from the torture. We have an economy to deal with.
“No More” on YouTube, if it is still there.
Posted on: Wednesday, March 26, 2008
March 26th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I listened to the first 35 secs. Heidi doesn’t start singing until 30 secs, just like with “Higher”. She should try and make it a game to see if she can go the whole song without opening her mouth.
The few seconds I did hear sounded completely synthesized and massaged to death just so her voice would sound passable. Didn’t help.