As part of the series I like to call “no value added”, Jennifer Lopez has just landed her own reality show. You can expect it to star Lopez’s attitude and her presumably living dead husband, Marc Anthony. No word yet on the title of the new series, but I think it’s safe to speculate it’ll be close to “I’m Jennifer Lopez. Get the $#@! out of my way.”
Cameras will follow the singer as she launches a new fragrance while trying to juggle her music and acting careers with motherhood.
The Maid In Manhattan star, mother to two-month-old twins Max and Emme, will co-executive produce the show for U.S. cable channel TLC. She says, “I’m looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together.”
When they say “as she launches” I’m pretty sure they’re using “she” like I use “we” when I tell my butler, “we need to get these blood stains cleaned up.”
Source: WENN
Posted on: Thursday, April 24, 2008
April 24th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
AAAH! A show with Skelator? Hide the children!
April 24th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I keep picturing a sort of “Weekend at Bernie’s” set up with all the wackiness that it takes to keep Marc Anthony propped up in chairs, walking with the aid of pulleys, and plenty more “Oh no! We lost the body again!” moments.
April 24th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
And Jennifer will be all: Hola Besos- Behold me in all of my gloriousness! I am able to birth 2 children at one time, my genes are so magnificent. My Marco’s bones are full of life and he is a fur-rack fabuloso! You cannot best me, Jenafflick.