An obviously pissed off stylist at “Paste” magazine got a hold of Scarlett Johansson and convinced her that THIS was a good look for her. Somebody’s been reading too many old 80’s hairstyle ‘zines. “Paste” must have a clause in their employment contracts that requires the USE of paste for cover stylists. There’s enough paste up in ScarJo’s hair to supply a whole kindergarten class!

Two of Scarlett’s “dads” Bill Murray and Woody Allen could be co-conspirators here: Bill executing an obvious prank, and Woody still smitten with his “muse” Scarlett testing whether anything can quench his creepy love. This isn’t the first haircrime foisted on poor Scar. A similar one showed up at the premiere of “The Other Bolyn Girl”, making co-star Natalie Portman look even MORE IMPORTANT than ever.

SENTENCE: Summer Hair Camp for the offending stylist, and a confiscation of all glue-like substances at “Paste” magazine.