Five months ago Jessica Alba said there would be no wedding while she was toting around a baby bump. So much for that.

US Weekly just got a confirmation out of Jessica Alba’s rep that Alba and her director assistant boyfriend, Cash Warren (who landed her by writing a note signed with a $ mark), got married on Monday.

No details yet on if there was a ceremony or just a quick shotgun meeting at the courthouse, but the sudden wave of sadness that rushed over millions of men everywhere on Monday can now be explained.

Update: It was just a quick courthouse ceremony that took about 40 minutes from start of paperwork to the end. No one but the couple attended. Kinda strange.

Source: US Weekly