Jessica Alba Just Got Married - Hopes & Dreams Crushed Everywhere
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Five months ago Jessica Alba said there would be no wedding while she was toting around a baby bump. So much for that.

US Weekly just got a confirmation out of Jessica Alba’s rep that Alba and her director assistant boyfriend, Cash Warren (who landed her by writing a note signed with a $ mark), got married on Monday.

No details yet on if there was a ceremony or just a quick shotgun meeting at the courthouse, but the sudden wave of sadness that rushed over millions of men everywhere on Monday can now be explained thanks to the expert toxicology consultant opinion:

Update: It was just a quick courthouse ceremony that took about 40 minutes from start of paperwork to the end. No one but the couple attended. Kinda strange.

Source: US Weekly

Written by: Matt
Posted on: Tuesday, May 20, 2008

2 Responses to “Jessica Alba Just Got Married - Hopes & Dreams Crushed Everywhere”

  1. Erin

    classy cash! way to lock it down!

  2. DCKing

    The panda is sad.

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