Miss Carrie strutted her hot stuff last night on the American Idol 7 finale! She vamped all OVER the stage, several times quite close to the edge- where some lucky fans probably got an upskirt. I couldn’t QUITE tell whether Underpants was wearing any, but some fans know for sure. SURELY, they were there.

Carrie’s stylist has been on a “formal shorts” roll, and I AM relieved Miss C’s not rockin’ those again. Still, I must ask, was the chiffon parachute necessary? It distracted the hell out of me; I was afraid she’d step back and pin her arms together! I swear she caught some air at least once.

Stagewear IS different: to look into a star’s wardrobe is to behold the vast array of crazy that exists in the designing world. You CAN pull off a ton more onstage. Still, sometimes the stylist has attacked a perfectly acceptable piece like it was a freakin’ craft project. Crimes of bedazzlement. Whomever is guilty of Carrie’s ‘chute should lay low awhile, and hopefully didn’t call EVERYONE so they’d see their creation. Remember, one rarely seems unintelligent by remaining silent. And this would be one of those times.