This is a short editorial regarding the last uncontaminated tribe in the Amazon. Last month, a native tribe which until recently no one knew existed was discovered in the Amazonian rain forest. This tribe has never had any contact with western civilization. Based on the photos taken of the tribesmen shooting arrows at the plane taking the pictures, I would say they don’t want to be contacted either. Here we have a group of people that know nothing about the modern world we live in. For example:

• They have never watched Big Brother, American Idol, or 24. I doubt they care whether America’s Got Talent.
• They have no idea who Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Brittany Spears, Lindsey Lohan, or Miley Cyrus is.
• They have never seen Titanic, High School Musical, or The Water Boy.
• They have never shopped at Wal-Mart, eaten at McDonalds, or purchased 360 rolls of toilet paper at Costco.
• They have never eaten ‘cheez-wiz’, cheesy puffs, cheese doodles, or cheese-sauce.
• They have never voted in an election, belonged to a political party, or put a bumper sticker on their cars.
• They have never collected welfare, been addicted to drugs, bet on the cards, or spent time in prison.
• They don’t have good credit, bad credit, or no credit.
• They don’t care if it chops, slices, dices, or makes julianne fries or if it whitens your teeth, whitens your eyes, or whitens your whites.
• They have never purchased a Thigh Master, Ab Roller, or Boflex.
• They have never been late for work, sat in traffic, sat in a cube, worked overtime, been given a lousy 3% raise, or been yelled at for putting the wrong coversheet on their TPS reports.
• They don’t pay income tax, sales tax, or personal property tax.
• They also don’t pay $4.00 a gallon for gas.
• They have never been , paged, texted, or ‘Hit on the hip’.
• They have no idea what an iPod, iPhone, or Crackberry is.
• These people have never illegally shared files, watched internet porn, or socially networked.
• They have no idea what a ‘LOLCAT’ is, watched ‘2grls1cup’, or been ‘pwned’, and no one has stolen their ‘bukket’.

To which all I have to say is, for god’s sake leave them alone!

Thank you.